dragon wars? heh...heheh...heh
posted on 2007-09-07

WOW

Now, normally, on a given day if I were to hear 'dragon wars' in coversation I would perk up and listen. Because I am a nerd. Dragons? oo. Unfortunately, the vast expanse of dragon movies that exist are utter, complete, crap. Ugh, what I wouldn't give for a decent dragon movie. Think, Peter Jackson returns to middle earth for the Hobbit. (Smaug..duh).

Dragon Wars is coming to a theater near you. Seriously this is a NEW MOVIE coming to to the really real theaters in like a week. They even went so far to actually make a commercial for this movie, and I saw it. Shame on them for wasting 30 seconds of everyones time that could have been better spent watching a commercial for condensed milk. This movie looks incredibly bad. BAAAAAAAAD. Train wreck in a snowstorm during an earthquake bad. Crossing the streams bad. sugar in the gastank bad. Is it actually a movie? was it a joke commercial on Adult Swim like a saturday night live commercial?

I'm actually going to see it of course. Damn my nerdness; for I am concurrently wise and fully cognizant of the inevitable suck of this fiery catastrphe of this movie, and unable to resist the teeny tiny hope that it may be decent because it's about dragons. Sigh.

mumble gerrghllghgh
posted on 2006-09-02

it's 6:43 am. I'ts a saturday. I'm going camping, yay...yawn, mumble.

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